The Ant and the Elephant

An ant was strolling across a wheat field ( Perhaps I shouldn't say strolling. To an ant, the blades of wheat must look like tall Canadian Pines ). He found a very sad ant. It would seem that the latter ant had fallen in love with an Elephant ( The sad part is; the Elephant had died before the wedding ).

"Why so sad, comrade? Your love was monumental, and your name will be known world-wide!"

No words can console a despondent lover, who realizes that digging a grave will take the rest of his life...